Ted, my nephew.

Ted is very creative with words.

Yesterday, Ted asked his mom if it was the first day of harmonica.

When he was two years old, he discovered he loved to curse. His favorite curse was "Bummit!" The close second was "Holy Christ of America."

There is a trove of Tedisms, but I can't think of anymore right now.


While looking for the word that means "to mis-use a word," I just found this well written article; it's funny, and full of glorious dirty words:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15664_9-words-that-dont-mean-what-you-think.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended